get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

by NINerd January 17, 2009

bedford

Bedford is a wonderul very wealthy town. abercrombie and hollister are scoffed upon and anything like gap, old navy or limeted 2 are a joke. Kids wear designer everything and they're familys have mutipal houses all around the world.

7 year old "are those the new guccis heels?"
8 year old " you know it I love your dior purse"
7 year old " thanks I got it while my family and i were vacationing up north in bedford"

by keliew November 6, 2007

chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.

Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)

by Genghis901 December 20, 2012

new bedford

City in Southeastern Massachusetts, located in Bristol County. About 90% of the population is Portuguese descent. It's probably the most Portuguese city in the US. A lot of gangs, drugs, violence, shit like that. It's a real ghetto in most parts.

I lived in New Bedford for over 25 years, & I fucking hate it. I gotta get the fuck out.

by baddboyy October 19, 2011

grades before raids

What you say to someone when they skip school or neglect their homework to play World of Warcraft.

Emmett: Wow, Jake went home at lunch to play wow. And we have a math test this afternoon

Kyle: Seriously? Omg! Grades before raids

by Kurtems June 9, 2010

Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 22, 2011

Squad Before God

Like "Bros Before Hoes" except when the squad be before the God.

Mom: "Hey Gabriel, you have to Church today!"
Bro: "Fuck you mom, I gots meself a squad now. And errbody knows dat Squad Before God. P.S im atheist

by Bossachino AKA Carlos Sanchez March 8, 2016