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Chastity Belt 

A device worn around the genitals in order to protect against rape, discourage sex, or control masturbation.
I have made my son wear a chastity belt at all times since he was 10. He is 17 now and I have the key hidden to give to his wife when he marries. He is very well behaved and has never been able to masturbate. The belt is designed to allow urination without removal, so it can be left on all the time! I will continue this practice with any future sons.
Chastity Belt by Smartmom August 21, 2013
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BIG-BELT-BOY 

A FAT LAD WHO DOESN'T WEAR A BELT AND BENDS OVER TO REVEAL A HAIRY CREVICE/CRACK.
"OH MY GOD! TERRY'S A RIGHT BIG-BELT-BOY, WHEN HE TIES HIS SHOE LACES UP YOU SEE THE TERRIBLE SIGHT OF THE HAIRY CRACK OF HELL

Tijuana belt buckle 

Shoving the your balls above the top of your pants while keeping your penis below, exposing only the scrotum, preferably to distract an opponent or incite ridicule at the sake of his questionable sexuality.
I was playing beer pong and steve gave me the Tijuana belt buckle.
Tijuana belt buckle by garthvader13 December 22, 2010

The Granola Belt 

An area in the United States that consists of Washington State, Oregon, and Northern California. Well known for it's massive new age, dead head and Hippie populations, as well as alternative life styles and extreme liberal thinking. Also has a never ending supply of mind altering drugs.
" Me and Zach went up and down the Granola Belt for a week straight. Damn did we meet some interesting people, heard some far out music, and found some amazing head shops!"

Cheereo's belt

Reference to skinny people those who could wear this soon.
"this Cheereo's belt wearing bitch"

Chris Rock on the skinny girl vs. fatgirls
Cheereo's belt by Aklin March 22, 2009

Ching Ching Belt

A belt/scarf that goes *ching ching* every time you move, like a belly dancing scarf
bro #1: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTAYYYY *CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING*
bro #2:bro your ching ching belt is getting on my last nerves you're not Shakira!