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ham bapped

Isle of Man vernacular, particularly the Pulrose/Spring Valley areas.

1. punched, smacked, attacked.

2. drunk, alternatively, tired.
1. "you're getting ham bapped in a minute fella!"

2. "i'm fucking ham bapped after that run, like. egg n potater!"
"you were fuckin steeeeeamin' last night yessir! proper ham bapped, like."
by jokeoil January 22, 2015
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Heathen Baptism

The act of holding the drinking horn with the tip pointing "away" from the celebrant of any Heathen/Asatru ritual causing the person to accidentally drench themselves in mead. Usually, it only happens once, but repeat occurrences of the phenomenon are not unheard of.
"Did you see Trogdor Thorsson's Heathen Baptism at Sumbel?"
"Holy shit, that guy almost drowned in mead- they had to refill the entire horn... I think he's still sputtering!"
by Foxnight February 24, 2015
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Carey Baptist College

A school with a snapchat filter, colour run and free dress days.

Children who attend this school is often called a 'Carey Kid'
Person: Hey are you a Carey kid?
Another person: No, what is a Carey kid?
Next person: A child who goes to Carey Baptist College
by fdewygubqnsj May 15, 2018
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subway baptism

taking a bath in mayonnaise while fully clothed, just to vibe.
“why isn’t brandon at work today?”
“he’s getting a subway baptism from alonso.”
by applejuice25 November 30, 2019
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your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).
God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.
by Potassium Dave September 7, 2009
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Black Belt Baptist

A micro-passive/aggressive Christian, usually White male, who uses the King James Version of the Bible to further a personal agenda. This is usually done through heated debates with other Christians, or extorting businesses by threatening a negative Yelp review if they don't give discounts on his donut ministry at the Baptist church. Most Black Belt Baptists have rapid-cycling Bipolar Disorder. They will ramble incessantly about Charismatic chaos, the NIV, the New World Order, and will get so worked up it sounds like they're speaking in tongues. During an episode, it's best to give a Black Belt Baptist a "safe" area and a soap box to express themselves.
"Mom, it's time to go. Dad's goin' Black Belt Baptist again."
by Mr. Bradrad June 6, 2016
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Bapontadonk

a derriere that is well shaped, but not excessive, belonging to an attractive woman of middle eastern descent. Bapondadonks are not nearly as Honky Tonk as the badonkadonks, but are equally as desirable.
Mark: "Man, did you see that ass on Fatima?"
John: "Yeah man, she's got almost nothin' covering that bapontadonk!"
by smurfholio September 27, 2010
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