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bartlett

Noun: Large pile of excrement.
Oh, man, I just stepped in a bartlett
by whackadoo January 21, 2015
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Bantter

Combination of Banter and Batter mixed together to create the spontaneously amazing word Bantter.
Hey Nikki, eat Habiba because she's so Bantter.

Bob, did you know Charles is a bantter, I could eat him and laugh at him
by bossdonsheliza December 1, 2011
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standard banter

standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.
"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked
by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013
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bartlett

female body style that is shaped like a bartlett pear.
Holy shit!!!! Look at that bartlett.
by valvespout August 30, 2005
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Bartlett

That kid just recited an entire friends episode, he is a fucking Bartlett.

Often used as an insult or to describe the runt of the litter.
by Colin Fudge July 28, 2012
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banter

can also be used as an adjective ie: banteriffic, bantabulous, fucking quality banter shit mate
by bepps October 3, 2003
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bartlett

1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear
1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"
by the anti-bartlett July 26, 2008
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