Backwards Twinkie

As opposed to the real "Twinkie" (an asian that acts white) a backwards twinkie is white and is a complete asian poser.

-often frowned upon by white people due to the fact that he/she acts asian

Bob- OMG this guy is such a Backwards Twinkie... all his profile pictures ever have been pokemon.
Fred- IKR and all he does is talk to asians
Bob- what a loser

by TIGER BLOOD and Adonis DNA March 28, 2011

back yard barn yard fuckfest

To have sex with everything and anything you could possibly find on a farm. Wile having sexual intercourse with said creature. Generally occurs in Alabama and other states of the same nature.

In Alabama they take part in back yard barn yard fuckfest

by fatty shatty November 19, 2014

Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016

Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.

Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."

by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017

barkyard

A yard or area used by dogs.

The park turns into a barkyard every Saturday morning.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 8, 2018

backwards tomato

somebody who seems queer, but is straight.

“Have you seen that girl, Azzy? I thought she was gay. but apparently not”
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”

by sallythesalmon December 30, 2021

The Backyarder

When you bring home a chick for some ass, who is just way too ugly to let your roommates see what you are about to get into. You just fuck her in the Backyard instead of inside the house.

Ave: "Dude I got this chick the other night."
Zach: "Oh Yeah, I didnt see her come in?"
Ave: "Fuck NO!! I gave that chick 'The Backyarder'!!"
Zach: "Damn, she was that nasty huh?!?!"
Ave: "Yeah bro, yeah!"
Zach: "Niceeeee"

by Nut Zach March 23, 2008