Verbal Backhand

When you dis somebody so badly that they feel like they were backhanded by words.

Alex: Your hair looks weird Phillip!

Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.

Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!

Verbal Backhand

by to cold soup November 5, 2010

Mongolian Backhand

Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.

Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"

by MBackhandSpecialist August 18, 2011

Swedish Backhand

The act of masturbating with a reverse grip (with the thumb and forefinger against the body), so as to simulate another person's hand

I got bored fapping the normal way, so I tried the Swedish Backhand. It works even better than The Stranger!

by vulvaspeed June 9, 2017

Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

backpack buddy

A nerd that walks to the short bus wearing his over- filled backpack 24 hrs a day.

Throw your big-gulp at that backpack buddy.

by G4RB4G3 August 3, 2006

backpack

When a guy is doing a fat chick in the stink and sticks sex toys in her fat rolls, acting as a backpack.

Jason: "Last night i totally backpacked Jenna."
Mike: "Yeeeeee!!"
Us: "WTF."

by dont faaackin worry about it February 9, 2008

Backable

A person, place or thing that is equipped to be mounted on another mortal from behind.

Awe damn shawty, that girl is so fine. She's at least a 7 on my backable scale.

You're so backable . . . aha ;)

i tink if i wore that skirt i would be soooo backable

by wjefnjksdnfksdnfskdfnksdnfksjf March 21, 2011