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Backyard Jersey Sprinkler

Fucking a girl in the ass and then shooting your load all over her ass and back
I am pretty sure that Pauly D was a backyard Jersey sprinkler last night with that grenade!
by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011
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sackbeard

A luscious growth of pubes extending downwards from the scrotum.
Dude, my sackbeard is so lush I have to use a hair-dryer after I shower.
by BeardmeisterS November 22, 2011
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Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016
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Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.
Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017
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Backyardigan

A person who participates in activities usually involving horses or farm animals in the most backwards and also redneck, not socially accepted, common sense, way of doing things.
Brooke is such a backyardigan she could not figure out how to open a proper field gate and lead her pony in.
by Racchyyyy January 8, 2019
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backwards tomato

somebody who seems queer, but is straight.
“Have you seen that girl, Azzy? I thought she was gay. but apparently not
“Yeah, shes a bit of a backwards tomato.”
by sallythesalmon December 30, 2021
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Swamp in the Backyard

The sweaty sensation around/in the buttocks caused by walking around outside on a hot summer's day, usually while wearing jeans.
Ugh, I should have worn a skirt today. I got a total swamp in the backyard right now.
by MissCuppycats May 11, 2010
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