Auto-Erect

When you see something which instantly makes you horny.

When I open my eyes only I auto-erect.

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020

Autos

Plural of car. But us combination of Czech and English language (Czenglish). Mostly used by Blážaboi

I used to play with autos

by Meldaboiii June 04, 2018

freudian auto-slip

A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect

Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip

by tem 2 fivety four member June 21, 2017

Auto Potato

No checking other pages to confirm the news😎. It's already confirmed at Auto Potato
We provide Indian Automobile news in a #cool , #fun and #confirmed way! Yay!

An auto potato is a person who is a car geek.
Ramesh : How do you know all confirmed facts about cars?
Suresh : Because I'm an #autopotato !

by The car geek November 25, 2021

Auto Correct Fill

A fag

Grant: Hey man your such a Auto Correct Fill
Matt: What the fuck are you even saying? Are you metal

by TRUFF January 29, 2021

auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon

Weird event where a medicine cabinet door is witnessed to automatically open on its own.

Did you see that medicine cabinet door open on its own??? Must be that auto opening medicine cabinet phenomenon!

by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022