April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

by windsockwilly April 8, 2021

District 9

A term adapted from the movie to signify an impoverished and tough neighborhood. It was first used to describe the Punjabi district of Moga.

Young Jatt: "Ay yo my nigga what you reppin?"

Jerry: "Nigga im from that 213 ride up on niggas cuz im used to that District 9 shit."

by Young Gurpreet August 11, 2013

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

by Dolll666 April 9, 2021

9/11

When George Bush blew up the world trade centre.

People say that in 9/11 jet fuel can't melt steal beams

by Pizza__ September 11, 2016

District 9

Stray Kids, a popular South Korean pop group made a song called District 9. The song is a bop and you should give it a listen! Stray kids everywhere around the world, you make stray kids stay!

StrayKidsFan1: Hey have you heard District 9 yet?
Fan2: Yeah I love it! Who's your bias?

by Hello_nct December 15, 2019

September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove

On September 9...

“Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

“I know!”

by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020

November 9

On November 9 your stupid goldfish created time travel to the 2077

You see hug dealers, police officers putting people in prison for touching hands, and shady people in alleyways kissing. You see no tank tops or skirts, everyone wears long sleeve shirts and trousers with big black boots.

It is a dark time

This isn't good curse you goldfish
November 9 is bad

by No1shaager November 1, 2019