ass groove

A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.

Don't sit in my ass groove! You'll mess it up.

by kelly September 12, 2003

Cabbage Ass

The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart

Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

GP-ASS

The ability of the human butt to know when it is close to its home toilet.

I didn't have to go during the whole five hour drive, but as soon as I turned onto my street my GP-ASS kicked in and I almost soiled my shorts.

by whatchootalkingboutwillis January 13, 2009

Ass kisser

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks

My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser

by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004

Apache ass

When you eat a lot of spicy foods such as hot sause or spicy pepper or any spicy foods and then when you take a shit your ass starts to burn like its on fire.

" Hey mom I have Apache ass after eating that Indian food yesterday."

by Thepronerd2 July 27, 2016

ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.

Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!

by staaark November 1, 2011

Goofy Ass

1.) When somebody looking hella stupid tryna roast
2.) That one dude in every school who looks like a cartoon
3.) When somebody does something stupid and looks slow

Tajuan goofy ass had me fucked up tryna call somebody else fat with his musty, crusty, Oompa Loompa looking ass!

Aye yall know Darius Jones? That nigga look like a straight Shrek character with his goofy ass!

That was funny as hell when Shaniqua was tryna switch and her booty was stuff as hell! Her goofy ass!

by LuhHubb September 18, 2018