African Man Time

Time zone utilized my many Africans that involves arriving at events (weddings, birthdays, etc.) about two hours later than billed on the invitation

Ex: you are cordially invited to the wedding of ____ to start promptly at 5PM on Saturday the ____.

The caterers arrive at 6PM, and the people to set up arrive at 6.30PM. Guests begin trickling in around 7.30PM.
(Everyone assumes African Man Time)

by naijagirlie May 9, 2011

Africams

a loser who plays xbox all day. and records constantly but seems unable to make a simple tritage but if he ever did LBskater would never edit it because his editing is too amazing.

loser, spick, jew fro,Africams

by people123456 September 14, 2011

African Bobcat-ing

to growl and/or hiss like a bobcat and then lick the back of your hand while standing in a large group of people

*while standing in a long line at Six Flags*
John: *hissss...growl...lick*
Mike: ...what the fuck?
James: dude, he's just african bobcat-ing

by Sir Peaches McCream November 23, 2011

african briefcase

Ghetto blaster or boom box

Look at Leroy shucking and jiving to them beats coming out of his African briefcase!

by TheNorm May 12, 2015

African Oompa-Loompa

A black dwarf in who lives in the hood that is particularity fond of tall women.

I saw an African Oompa-Loompa at the Stop-N-Go putting a bag of spicy Cheetos under his seat

by Zanman248 September 18, 2017

Africa By Toto

The best song, even better than Minecraftcito, it can even make Shaggy cry.

Africa By Toto is literally the best song

by Look I realy dontr aweiopdnwio January 29, 2019

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020