foo jungle

When your trying to navigate the genital area, and you cannot locate the genitals due tony the copious amounts of public hair, thus making it impossible for any sexual activity south of the border.

I almost scored with Tina last night, but that boo had a foo jungle !

by Taintlover2000 January 31, 2014

Foo

When someone is dumb and can't spell fool so you just called them foo cause they don't know what it means anyways.

Fake friend:hey foo

Real friend:aww hey foo!

Fake friend:you too foo for school

Friend 1: Faith is so dumb sometimes!
Friend 2: yeah she's a foo !

by 2foo4schoo February 13, 2018

Foo

A band that is very handsome

The Foo Fighters played great music

by ET SANTA 🎅 HO HO HO November 20, 2022

Golden Foo manchu

When someone pisses on a girls upper lip lightly so it runs down both sides like a foo manchu.

Last night I gave this girl a golden foo manchu. Her face smelt like piss for 30 minutes.

by The erect strangler November 16, 2019

Foo

Slang For Homie or Bro Mostly Used By Hispanics

Wassup Foo

Ight Foo

by Koriqs March 10, 2022

foo gazy / foo shazy

foo gazy, that shits good

foo shazy,

awww hell naw not having joe joe rogan

my palpules fell off. foo gazy / foo shazy

ayo my guy that shit foo gazy!

my pops died of ball cancer, thats shits foo shazy, aww man foo shazy. atleast your mums single that shits foo gayzee

by ballcatcher May 20, 2021

Smeg Foo Young

The act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of shit that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. You then patiently scrape the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as smegma) on top of the cum log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the jizz turns a dark yellow. Set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. You then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. Proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your penis hole and enjoy!

Mike 1: Yo man, do you want to get Chinese food later? Im thinking some egg foo young?

Mike 2: That shit is gross. How about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our boners?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017