One of the worst places in the world to be It claims to be a Catholic School, but it's actually Hell on Earth. The guys there are stuck-up, thick-necked racists and the girls are spoiled brats who still think that Africa is a country.
Sarah: " My Physics teacher says she thinks the Earth is flat. Can you believe it?"
John: "What did you expect? You go to Charlotte Catholic High School!"
John: "What did you expect? You go to Charlotte Catholic High School!"
by RaccoonEggs4 January 25, 2024
Get the Charlotte Catholic High Schoolmug. Hell on Earth and no one cares about religion class and most the kids there are every religion but catholic and you have to pay to breathe the very air within the school and you have no basic human rights and if you're bad at sports or dont look good then you get bullied and the people there probably sleep around and do drugs while freshman get shoved in lockers and everyone fucks upperclassman girls and it will drive you so mad you end up in a straight jacket and the only reason the teachers are there is so they can have summer off.
by Piggle the great October 5, 2022
Get the Catholic Schoolmug. I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
Get the St Simon Stock Catholic Schoolmug. One who angles for friendships or chumming with a Catholic celebrity for the name dropping clout. They make friends with people considered "celebrities" in Catholic circles in order to become well known themselves.
When that new author came into town, the poor guy was surrounded by Catholic celebrity culture vultures trying to be his new best friend.
by LizzY23 April 23, 2023
Get the Catholic celebrity culture vulturemug. A sausage party of white males who don’t have any women to look at in school so they spend their time slapping and squeezing each other’s butts and have nude shower party’s in the locker room but also they love to make fun of LGBTQ+ while shaving each-others backs and ass after football practice.
Look that Catholic Central boy is wearing really really short lulu lemon shorts that are riding up his ass
by CCISDABEST June 12, 2020
Get the Catholic Centralmug. The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.
The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.
As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.
The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”
Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
by UnresolvedParadox August 18, 2018
Get the Catholic Curvemug. A place where you have an easy religion class and get to miss half the day on Wednesday’s to go to mass. Also all the kids there are most likely atheist and/or gay. Walk into restroom, see two girls making out, shrug, it’s a Catholic this is normal.
I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.
I’m all seriousness tho most Catholic schools are fine, the kids there typically aren’t rich or snobby like some definitions suggest, actually the one I went to was filled with simple middle class kids like you probably are.
by Lethe_tea January 28, 2022
Get the Catholic Schoolmug.