Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020

Crunch

Crunch

That kids a crunch

Jack is a crunch

by Quigleys January 7, 2023

tuna crunch

british insult towards americans implying fishy smelling genitalia

"You're being such a tuna crunch!"

by auboz December 7, 2017

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Crunch

slang for one;s head

mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!

by anonymous January 17, 2025

Creamy Crunches

Face-sitting during sit-ups. Woman rides man's face, while man punishes abs.

My girl was so wet seeing me in my tight workout gear on ab day. I told her to park it on my face for some creamy crunches and I'll finish her, while I finish sit ups.

by sci-isms May 26, 2025

Gordita Crunch

A short, fat latina girl who eats hot cheetos in the morning and puts on way too much makeup

Karen is a Gordita Crunch

by Jasian1028 April 15, 2024