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Holy crash

Instead of saying holy shit say holy crash and everything will be ok
They just got into a fight holy crash when are they going stop
by Trinxdy1 November 8, 2019
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Crash

If you dont want to be here anymore
Sometimes i wanna crash from the things i go through everyday in life
by Ydie January 14, 2020
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crash retrieval

In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.

The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.

Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.
by Innocent Byproduct June 5, 2023
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G-Crash

A failure related to anything Google. Like G-Talk, G-Mail, ect... G-Crashes most often occur in Internet Explorer, but can occur on any platform. They are a pain in the ass.
When you have to many Google chat windows open at once and the page freezes, you have just experienced a G-Crash.
by The Unknown Mac March 7, 2009
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Car crash

When you swallow a pinga and shelve a pinga and they meet in the middle and crash there for an internal car crash.
by Get gacked November 6, 2023
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female crash out

is when a female has just seen some absolute bs. and wants to either commit murder, even beat someone’s ass, or even crash out and through stuff. 🎀
“he’s not texting back but he’s active.
or even
“why does she think she better than me, who tf does she think she is?”
both results into a female crash out
by a girls girl. April 28, 2024
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crash and gas

The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out.
--I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!!

I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?
by vordmeister July 8, 2011
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