The cheapest gas station in town. It is usually busy with lines of cars waiting to fill up and has many more incidents of auto accidents and fender benders than other gas stations. Basically you crash in, gas up and crash out.
--I'm running on fumes here but I don't want to pay those high gas prices.
--CRASH AND GAS!!

I need to fill up. Where's the crash and gas?
by vordmeister July 8, 2011
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