Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no

by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014

your m0om

your birth giver or mom is a fat cow that know one really cares about and wants to crucify.

me:"hey your moms a m0om"
you:"*cries*"
your m0om i very very very very very very very very very fat

by alphachadbobbert December 5, 2021

Your mom

Your female family member who have birth to you and that I’m doing her in the bedroom next to you.

I just did your mom last night. She was to good.

by Luv69 June 22, 2018

Your cool

Cool, Obese, Overrated, Loser.

Your cool; cool, obese, overrated, loser.

by Johnny Rockets 4 life June 15, 2021

your mom

a phrase you can respond to anything with

Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy

by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016

Your Mama

The newest form of "Yo Mama." Making you sound both smarter and dumber at the same time

Your Mama so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund

by DKDiddles January 16, 2021

your mum

a insult that a giant not funny noce would use.

jonny: "WHO STOLE MY BURRITO??" Jimmy "your mum"

by ihavegianntpp January 18, 2021