wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi

The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds

by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021

Welding

Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.

"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.

by PhatRob June 9, 2021

wedding stream

A stream of diarrhea portrayed virtually over Microsoft Teams.

"have a wedding stream to attend"

by testabc123! June 10, 2021

wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021

Weeping

When you make a perfect sunny side up egg, cut it in half and the egg yolk just slowly starts weeping down.

Those eggs on your crabcack grilled cheese sandwiches were weeping

by Thecookie69 August 7, 2021

Weezing

The act of enjoying the band weezer

Autumn, your weezing so hard
I love weezing, weezer is a great band

by Icecream_sandwich06 August 29, 2021

weedinville

18 miles east of Seattle, there is one Woodinville. A rich white person town with, you guessed it, an unfeasible amount of wineries and really bland white people food. though, teenagers rule the town. every where you look someone’s either smoking, selling, buying or literally just growing in their backyard/CLOSET. if you go to woodinville high school aka weedinville aka hoodinville (which i personally don’t agree with), in one way or the other have gotten blazed at school, knowingly or not.

*walks up to any random kid at any point*
m: yo you got a lil🤗
*slides me a plastic bag*
t: this is weedinville isn’t it!

by cyberslut333 September 25, 2021