wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Wack List

A term used ironically to describe a list of things that are not in and of themselves wack, but rather are the opposite of wack. A true Wack List will prompt a reader to say, "What? It's so wack that this list is called a Wack List, because this list is AWESOME."

"Did you hear about the Oscar nominees? Now that is a wack list!"

by wacklistcaptain July 8, 2013

Day wacking

Masturbating during work hours (8am - 6pm)

In my bed I does but only at night , definitely no day wacking

by Beanz505 September 8, 2025

Wack

Short for wacky; crazy

Person one: guess how much money I made in tips today?!
Person two: how much?
Person one: $300!
Person two: wow man, that’s wack!

by yeehaw679 August 9, 2019

Wacking Texts

When people "wack" texts at eachother.

Matthew-"Ill just wack you a text :)"
Sam-"Ill wack you one back ;)"
This is an example of Wacking Texts at one another

by ChorleyCake September 3, 2010

mad wack

something only cool people can say. and anyone names heather and ally definitely are NOT cool enough to say that. DEFINITION- crazy cool

wow! gracie is mad wack!

by madwackbroski November 14, 2018

wack

a really cool ass person who just is generally cool

“yoooooo dude, she can hang with us right, honestly so wack”

by user15000 March 1, 2019