no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath

Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.

by Blackstump November 14, 2003

one eyed wonder weasel

a penis... see fo shizzle my nizzle

dude your one eyed wonder weasel is crawling up my pants

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

one-eyed wonder worm

affectionate nick-name for the penis.

Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?

by Bill B. July 4, 2005

God I'm wonderful wall

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.

Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

by Big Sky Heidi January 2, 2010

one eyed wonder worm

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, wang, donniker, schlong schwanz

He put his one eyed wonder worm in her muff.

by Dingus July 11, 2003

one hit wonder weed

take one hit of dis weed an you'll be wondering what hit ya

woooooooooooow i had some one hit wonder weed or sumting... i'm fuckin flyin man!

by selley November 22, 2004