When a drunk college kid shatters a window, leading to a series of events that lead one to believe they have been cursed. These events could include
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub
1. Arrest for underage/ public urination/ stealing a bike
2. Loss of license for three months
3. Giving the flu to half of your friends
4. Car breaking down driving a friend home
5. Ols getting his D-Dub
When we go back up to penn state we have to find that dick that Broke the Window because i need to put a face to the curse hes left on me
by MichaelWilliamHagan January 19, 2009
Get the Broke the Windowmug. When there is an open opportunity in someone's relationship, meaning someone else can walk in and code green that Boop.
by Jillians Daddy February 26, 2017
Get the open windowmug. A term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that defines a person of the opposite sex who portrays interest in you from outside of a store window while you're shopping
Person 1 - So, there I was, purchasing the new Jordans at Finish Line when I look over to the glass window and noticed two girls window jocking. I felt like a low fat blueberry muffin the way they were staring at me
by Michael Reilly January 23, 2011
Get the window jockingmug. Jack- Do you guys see Hunter over there I think he is completely window washed
Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed
David- No shot he is window washed!
Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
Jay- Oh my god I do see him I believe he is window washed
David- No shot he is window washed!
Brian- Oh No! He is window washed for sure.
Nick- Gotta love that man hunter
by WindowWashedMaster July 3, 2021
Get the Window Washedmug. by Jukelbo489 April 27, 2020
Get the Windows 7mug. The opposite of a doorknob. Doorknobs are unique, interesting people. Window holes are predictable, clone-ish, and freaks. Mostly freshman.
by RatBob July 24, 2006
Get the window holemug. A wank window is limited time frame in which an opportunistic married man is alone in his home and can therefore peruse 'performing art' videos on the home computer whilst digitally stimulating his phallus. Mission control usually grants wank windows when the wife has gone to Tesco with the kids to do the shopping / gone to see relatives / went out with her mates. Wank windows are known to be tenuous and unpredictable because the wife may return early and the act of self flagellation may have to be aborted.
Courier: I tried to deliver the parcel to number 8 this morning but the bloke wouldn't answer the door. I rang the bell repeatedly but he appeared to be glued to his computer in the front room, ignorant twat!
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
Boss: How'd he look?
Courier: Funnily enough he was sweating, red faced and seemed utterly focused elsewhere.
Boss: Son, a man's wank window is sacred. When you're married you'll understand.
by TheFoolOnTheHillAnarchy October 20, 2012
Get the Wank Windowmug.