Whore Substance

When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.

The time is 2:99 in this humid enviroment, and their is whore substance in my front bum.

by whore humper January 6, 2011

wholesomekeanuchungus100

A phrase used to make fun of Reddit and it's users, who are called Redditors.

Reddit has a notorious obsession with 'Wholesomness', Keanu Reeves, 'Big Chungus', and adding 100 to an adjective in order to add emphasis to it.

In the comment section of a crongy meme, "wholesomekeanuchungus100

by thekomrade July 8, 2020

foolish whore

An affectionate insult aimed at someone who is simple minded enough to speak their mind all the time before thinking.

Calista: Where are my sunglasses?
James: On top of your head, foolish whore.

by Thomas McNab December 31, 2006

the whole tamale

the whole damn lot. everything.

"she put it in to his mouth. the whole tamale"

by corgable branksmire November 10, 2007

Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.

Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.

by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010

Side-Whore

A Male or Female who engages in all kinds of Sex acts with People who are Married or in a LTR. These Sex Acts take place only during times when the Married or Taken individual has a few minutes to spare. Side-Whores Perform Grimy acts that are usually Quick and Performed in places like, Alleys, hallways, basements, workplace bathrooms ect. And all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few Lunches, and DD Coffee.

A. What the hell is that smell?
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.

Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.

A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.

by WeAre1 December 3, 2010

spoiler whore

A girl (typically a crazed fangirl) who cannot get enough of her particular brand of show crack (ie merlin,grey's anatomy, etc) And spends most of her waking hours(or tries to at least), despite the fact that she has a REAL life and has things to do; looking for any possible info regarding said show. Specifically on forums where she can get her daily dose of spoilage.

Typically spoiler whores are people (girls) who can never get enough info and when we do we are forever speculating and eventually end up writing or reading fanfic to get our satisfaction. :)

-Hey Brooke, do you know the epic frepicness you are in store for on this episode of Merlin?
-No, I just know from the promo at the end of the show.
-Giiiiirrrlllll, let me tell you(commences to tell)
-How did you find all that stuff out?!?
-(sigh) Im such a spoiler whore...i just HAFTA know whats gunna happen!!!

by Marimbanator October 8, 2010