Weather Phone Sex

When you call someone you know who lives in a place that is having better weather than you and talk on the phone about it.

Caller 1 is looking for some weather phone sex:

Caller 1: The high temp here is 100 degrees with 90% humidity in the shade. What's it like there?

Caller 2: Bummer, sorry to hear that. It's great here. Highs in the 70's, sunny, and dry.

Caller 1: Sounds fabulous! ummm... what are you wearing? Are you sitting outside? Does it feel great? What are you planning to do today?

by Practically Dreaming August 22, 2010

fat girl weather

When the only reason you want a fat girl is because its below 30° and she can keep you warm

Dam Chris it's going to be below 30° tonight.

Yea I seen that it's going to be fat girl weather

by Gator2950 January 9, 2018

Trusted Weather

The second most Accurate weather YouTube channel on the platform he also gives very good information on Twitter.

Welcome to your Trusted weather forecast.

by Flasty_Wx October 18, 2020

Weatherhead

Australian variation on a combination of the Dirty Sanchez and Rusty Trombone, performed on ones self.

I was really bored at work so I thought I'd give myself a weatherhead. It was great

by GreaseLightening July 8, 2010

weather the storm

When a girl is giving you really good head so good that you are moving and jerking and you want to pull her away and push her on it at the same time

This girl gave me the best head last night,.. "weather the storm"

by tipset January 27, 2010

Weathersby

A haircut that looks more like a tightly wrapped condom. Something that looks edible but isn't.

"Man, I could go for a Weathersby right now."
"No way man, the health department and shit said it be all cochino and un-sanitary"

by Patricia Herndayzzzz January 27, 2008

weather balloon

A boner inspired by barometric pressure.

"Theres a storm coming..."
"How do you know?"
"I have a weather balloon."

by CPTINcognito October 9, 2016