Hype-vision

When you become blind to how bad a game or other piece of media is, due to the advertising and hype built up around it. Causing you to defend a clearly bad piece of content from criticism for no reason.

Similar to tunnel-vision

People had really bad hype-vision for fallout 76 when it first came out, the games still crap but it’s getting better.

by CrocTheTerrible October 9, 2021

Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011

Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

Vision

1. Vision#7147 on Discord

2. The Discord user with the biggest cock

Damn bro, Vision is packing

by ItsNotVision September 6, 2020

sticky vision

an annoying inside joke that no one knows the real meaning behind.

All my friends strive for sticky vision, but i am alone on my couch tonight.

by TomBRadyisgod September 14, 2022

Telder-vision

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.

Boy: "Sorry man, i couldn't come over. my grandma was making me watch Telder-Vision."

by zen0n September 4, 2010

Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.

My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.

by LuckyCow September 4, 2016