Tompression

The depression you feel after taking one of Dr. Tom Katona's tests at Cal Poly SLO

person 1: "Damn, I sucked ass on that last midterm. I feel awful.

person 2: "Same. I got clinically diagnosed with tompression.

by blunderedmyqueenagain March 16, 2023

toomp

Matthew Coleman Jr. explaining the tingling experience.

I just had a toomp!
Toomp in my asshole!

by anonymous January 5, 2023

twimp

Short for "the world is my playground", a twimp is a verb referring to an outdoor adventure or activity.

It can also be used as an adjective.

I'm heading out tonight to do a twimp, want to come along?
Let's go twimp in the national park this weekend

by ross_on_why July 18, 2023

TomP'ed

To be injured by an incompetent volunteer on your campaign for public office.

Tom Quiter was TomP'ed while petitioning and lost his middle finger.

by lovejuicer May 15, 2023

thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.

Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."

by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023

TomPerksing

The word for TomPerksing closely reffers to being of the Tom Perks Cult. This is an organization run by Tom Perks himself. TomPersking usually reffers to the holocaust and Hitler.

Mark: Hey Bob! Bob: Heyl! Mark: That sounded like a bit of TomPerksing...

by TomPuckleberry December 5, 2023

Tompo

A programmer that always rewrites the entire codebase, so the product will never get published.

Dang, this tompo is doing it again...

by TomJuri December 7, 2023