dog turd

A large, smelly and usually cheap cigar.

Hey Jim, if you're gonna get in my car, put out that dog turd you're smokin'!

by Chris Teceno September 23, 2005

albino turd

A white or cream coloured turd. Often dismissed as an urban legend, I assure you, these gems do exist. Very rare and the source of much amusement to all who see one, they usually make themselves apparant in the work place or at school.

I could have laughed myself silly seeing that albino turd in the school toilets, what a sight!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

turd chaser

A shipboard plummer. A Navy nickname given to Hull Technicians (HT) for being the ship's roto-rooter experts.

Nothing sexual implied, but the possibility is there obviously

Hey Chief, the head (crapper) is clogged up again. Call out the turd chasers.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

pocket turd

A small pile of credit card receipts,
notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited
around the house as people empty their
pockets.

Bill was disgusted to find his roomate
had left pocket turds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.

by big_daddy November 2, 2004

the flying turd song

old song about turds. Substitute the name of your choice for ___.

The days were old
The nights were blue
As around the corner
The turd wagons flew
A bump was hit
Screams were heard
___ got hit by a flying turd!

by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

turd

A piece of poop, or poop in general. Also can be used in replacement as crap.

"Boo!"
*screams* "You scared the turd out of me!"

by The Poop Expert February 20, 2011

Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud June 5, 2005