cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

The Chicken Tube

A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.

I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

meat tube

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory

getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile

by loindibellis July 7, 2006

skin tube

Slang for anyone who's a human. Mostly used by non-humans who tend not to have skin.

Hey, skin tube! Clean up my shit!"

by wiggum_P.I March 23, 2004

test tube baby

A person who is the ultimate dumb. So dumb, that he/she could have been born in a test tube.

Your brother acts like he's freaking retarded.

Yea. He's a test tube baby.

by Kevin ma May 2, 2006

We Tube

Verb. The act of sequential sharing and introduction of YouTube videos with others.

"My friend and I we tube frequently, and last night he showed me this hilarious video I hadn't seen before."

by Benjamin B. December 3, 2007

[You-Tube Tied]

The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.

Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied

by zilchoboy January 17, 2010