trumpertantrum

When someone becomes so angry or upset, they begin acting like Donald Trump.

The man at Ihop was having a trumpertantrum.

by SolarSplit2 May 12, 2016

rusty trumpet

When a chick eats a guys ass and jerks him off at the same time.

Aaron O gives rusty trumpets to all the guys.

by Alma Oscura September 27, 2003

rusty trumpet

when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.

I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.

by dvus August 8, 2003

trumpet ears

One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.

"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?"

by liinamaria April 6, 2006

trumpette

A woman who will be submissive in exchange for money; a gold digger.

The President expects every woman to behave like a trumpette; he hates it when they stand up to him.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

Rusty Trumpet

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 28, 2005

Trumpet

although the trumpet resembles an inflated penis which is full of your mothers chicken it is not!!. it's made of brass.

Joe, licks the trumpet when he plays.

by That guy you know1# October 20, 2008