Tristan Valdez

The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Earth. He also is the icon for men in skirts along with Harry Styles. Because period.

"My boyfriend is Tristan Valdez."

by Gaby and Malia December 29, 2020

Tristan

Tristan Is attracted to men in any way shape or form and loves to cause trouble

Tristan is very bad

by Mitch russell July 14, 2020

Tristan stead

a ninja with a lot of money

"wow did u see that guy"
"he must be a Tristan stead "

by bikkie21 October 25, 2023

Tristans victim

A girl (usually a egirl and or girl that was dropped,cheated or used) by think.

Oh nah that's viola shes one of Tristans victims.

by 0uhz August 12, 2023

Tristan

Uhhhhh I am a Tristan and uhhhhh AGHHHHHH

Sam: oh hey Tristan

Tristan: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by !” May 20, 2023

Tristan

Tristan is a new guy in my school who gives me butterflies when i look at him even though he has a mask on All the time because of covid19. He is popular but quiet I wish he talked more . He has nice coloured skin and looks to be hispanic . I haven't even talked to him but I already think about him , he's new but he has been here since 4months? . He probably won't ever read this but he is very handsome. The girls are all over him for the first week but now the low-key girls like him and he doesn't know but 75% of the girls fantasise about him so i feel stupid liking him .Tristan has brown hair and it is curly and nice , he doesn't even know my name but from a distance I look at him and his eyes are very noticeable as they are a very nice colour. Idk if his name is Tristan or tristen ... i think it's the first one

Girl 1 : that new guy is cute

Girl 2 :yeah he is

Girl 1: I heard he is called Tristan

Girl 2: ok

by @Milf/dilf.com.org July 30, 2021

Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

by RigBone37 November 30, 2023