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Spicy transfer

When you are trying to have sex with a girl but her vagina is too blown out even for the Holland Snuggie (see definition), you decide to take it to the back door. Unknown to you she recently had Chipotle. While doing her from behind a spicy transfer occurred when a jalapeño seed from her poop shoot made it into your dick hole causing a shooting pain through your pickle.
Last night was the last time I will ever pick up a random piece after Taco Tuesday because after 5 minutes of anal a spicy transfer occurred.
by Spicy Jalapeño 69 January 25, 2017
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trumpet transfer

When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.
'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'
by Must Stank October 1, 2017
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petroleum transfer technician

One who pumps gas for a living at minimum wage but is also in charge of cleaning the toilets hourly with official signatures.
Mike got educated and is now an official petroleum transfer technician. Way to rise out of the getto
by hank00001111 October 17, 2017
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Manual transfer

When shit won't flush, you have to pick it up with your own hand and wrap it with toilet paper and then place it in a trash bin or anywhere before someone else notice your shit wouldn't flush.
His poop wouldn't flush in his crush's toilet so he manual transfered it to the garden without anyone noticing.
by HY371c May 3, 2018
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load transfer

A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.
Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?

No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.
by EngineeringPrinciples May 3, 2018
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Anal transfer

The act of having sexual acts with someone, to which after putting the full depth penis in the rectum, insert into your partners mouth for a safe taste of their own rectum.
Guy: Are you ready for the anal transfer?

Girl: im sorry what?

Guy: the anal transfer.

Girl: alright...

—Ten Minutes Later—

Guy: Transaction complete.
by YaBoiJesus July 17, 2019
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Dark transfer

Put you asshole right against your significant other’s asshole, then one of you has to shit into the other person’s asshole.
My girlfriend and I tried the “Dark transferlast night
by Owuhpug November 20, 2019
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