tractor dick

When you have a tiny penis so you tie a rope around your small cock and drive forward enlarging your small embarrassing cock

Man my dick i so small i think i need tractor dick

by Liamcoultas1 October 26, 2017

Tracking

1: When a person or another animal examines an area to see if there are any signs that people or animals have passed through it recently and try to figure out how many of them were there, what they were doing, and which way they went
2: When people monitor where a person or a particular object they are interested in, usually packages, is located
3: When an individual goes online to find more information about another person in order to understand them better. When they do this, they use publicly accessible information that does not require a people search website to get.

Ivan: Cisco, have you been tracking that package that supposed to be coming in this week?
Cisco: Yeah, I've been tracking it. It supposed to be coming on Thursday.
Ivan: Good to hear.

by Vanguard 1998 February 9, 2021

Trackl

a company of christmas lights and a word that is used for something crispy

I’m sorry I lost trackl!

by BUTYOURVOICEISHOTSAM June 6, 2021

Fat Tracker

One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.

Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!

by Stick42 November 19, 2006

Grassy Tracks

when a girl gives you the best blowjob. However she does it softly because she has braces. after she sucks your dick, u feel relieved, and jizz in her face. as she opens her mouth, u finally see that u forgot to shave ur pubes and their stuck in her braces.

Oh shit, she had a bad case of grassy tracks last night.

She never brushed the pubes out of her soft mouth, and their sticking out like a 12" dick.

by the funniest fucking person January 31, 2010

Catchet Track

Catchet Track "kâht-chêt" (noun): A catchy ratchet song. Usually a ratchet is on the hook of the song. A song wherein one cannot undoubtedly deny that the song is tasteless, repetitive, and has a blatant disregard for the integrity of women...yet they will still shake their asses in the club just because it has a catchy tune.

(See urban dictionary for ratchet).

Ex: Uncle Luke made most of the Catchet Tracks of the 90's. Make It Rain by Travis Porter is an example of a Catchet Track for 2011.

by SoulLoop March 30, 2011

slazenger trackies

The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's

'Oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads

by Alan Johnson June 17, 2015