Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

Vanilla Topper

Blowing your load inside the mouth but having it spit/slobbered back on top of your cock making your cum drip down and it being “topped” in vanilla cream.

Baby, just give me a “vanilla topper” and make it slobbery wet!

by Speedermen June 20, 2021

Dirty topsy

When you fuck an underage family member in the ass with a strap on then use the dildo as a spoon to feed your children with

I did a dirty Topsy last night

Mommy my bum hurts

by Dangerousfanny April 5, 2023

Gay Sloppy Toppy Story

When 2 bulky men with hairy chests snuggle in bed then end up kissing each others bussys.

"Yo did you hear that Zack and Joey had the Gay Sloppy Toppy Story last week?"

by ratwrap August 17, 2023

toppie

n.- a word used by mike and kev to describe the wooden bar on the most high region of the wooden miniramp on witherspoon drive. "top" of the ramp".

(a slang term used in the definition can be found here, at defcon)

"Mike, are you gonna' go for toopie?"
"Defcon"

by fifthelement December 12, 2003

topping

The active verbal counterpart of top related to internet message boards.

The moderators did not approve of the topping of such offensive topics.

by johnleemk March 18, 2005

Topper

toon out of pocket player

anyone who buys a maxed out character for a game with there own money just so they can say they have a level capped toon but they dont know how to use it.

Shade: what is up with this guy is he a topper or what

by Vdrakulya of frostwolf February 28, 2011