Tommy Toppit

Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.

"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 21, 2016

Tommy Wiseau

The greatest human being who has ever lived. He directed, wrote, produced and starred in one of the greatest movies of our generation. Every single scene in the movie has a deeper meaning. This shows that Tommy is a true genius. He watched Rick and Morty before it was even a thing

-Have you seen Tommy Wiseau?
-No, he is probably working on an amazing movie

by A guy that tries to be funny January 18, 2018

tommy nipple

The most hardest nipple you can ever achieve.

Yo, my girl got the hardest nipples so I nicknamed them tommy nipples.

by Can't relate B May 6, 2018

tommy p

A guy from Sussex that only fucks bad bitches with big back

Look how fat her ass it, I wonder if Tommy p has eaten it yet

by Wingarmelon November 23, 2021

Tommi Lalli

Tommi Lalli is probably funniest man in the world, he can make the whole room laughing. Also super tall, and scary sometimes, but aren't we all a little bit scary..? Oh yeah and he's fcking good drummer, one of the best drummers in the world i bet.

Hey, Do you know this Man named Tommi Lalli?
No I don't..
If you don't follow him on instagram in five seconds..

by simpforbc November 23, 2021

Tommy (female)

Tommy (female) is a person who is very selective about with whom they befriend, love, or even share parts of themselves; but when you find yourself as their claimed person, you will never be cared for or about so deeply. She will want to know everything about you to include your triggers (and why) and your most joyful moments. Tommy will make every effort to use her strengths to put a smile on your face. She loves food, music, and dance and will spice up any room with all of the above. Annnnd she probably has great tits. She. Is. Fucking. Majestic!

Dude: “Yo!!! Have you met that new girl Tommy?”
Bro: “Yeah man! She’s not lame like Tommy (male). Tommy (female) is a fucking delight!!!!”

by MikeRob16 November 23, 2021

Tommy Talouca

Tommy Talouca is from hallway "C". He's a Two. And he's got to get to the cafeteria before they run out of apples.

"Who's Tommy Talouca?"

" I don't know. All I know is... I SURE DO LOVE THEM APPLES".

" seriously do you have brain damage?"

by Rashid Noor March 1, 2023