Texas Toke

To take a toke, then run while your lungs are filled with air. Causes a quicker, stronger high.

I had 3 texas tokes and I was fucked out of my mind!

by Jimmy Lamma DingDong January 15, 2005

sneak a toke

anything used to smoke that nug in a discrete fashion. a sneak a toke can be anything from a little glass pipe to a fake ciggarette made to smoke bud. very handy tool when on the go.

yo homie bring that sneak a toke, my bubbler is too big for the road trip.

by Rhino17 August 21, 2008

harsh toke

When one inhales too much of the marajuana smoke, it rapes their lungs.

followed by: Extreme hacking, glazed eyes, laughter & an Instant High :)

Guy: *brews toke* "here.." *passes to girl*

Girl:*takes fat toke*&*coughs uncontrollably*

Guy: "damn, that was a harsh toke, you ok?"

Girl: *looking stoned as hell* "yea, I'm good :)" <-- says in a hoarse voice, smiling.

by ..Stoner.Kitten.. December 27, 2005

Bitch Toke

When you are blazing with a pipe or a bong and someone takes a tiny hit that makes them cough. Learn to toke, bitch.

Jules: Damn that was a sissy bitch toke dude. Just go home.

by tokertokertokester January 29, 2009

I'm taken

When something is so good that you feel like it controls you.

"That person is hot. I'm taken."
"THEIR VOICE OH MY GOD I'M TAKEN"
"This cake. I'm taken."

by HolyMoly25 March 4, 2016

Username Is Already Taken

The single most frustrating thing in the world. Something that will invariably happen to you because someone 12 years ago took it and now you need to spend the next 10-20 minutes coming up with a new one that wasn't taken or altering your current one until it no longer resembles what you wanted

Any site in the history of the internet: "Username is already taken"

User: "Damn-it, now what the hell do I use?

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

toenails

this describes a person who is stuck up someone elses ass, (so far up that all you can only see their toenails)

Person 1: Look he's pure stuck up her hole!
Person 2: Haha, Toenails

by JF-Toenails August 25, 2009