Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit

Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2006

Cooking Fish in A Toaster

When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster

OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Fork in a toaster

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based in cny

www . myspace . com / forkinatoasterband fork in a toaster

by forkinatoaster July 28, 2009

the toaster

When a man and a women have intercourse the women gets up to leave and the man throws a toaster at her head

I finished the job then i did the toaster and knocked her out cold!

by Toasting4Life January 22, 2009

Purple Toaster

The eastr egg later in the game of gears of war.

Who Wants Toast!?
Marcus Fenix Says this when the purple toaster is activated?

by Sippy Doo August 12, 2009

Spanish Toaster

When you are banging a Spanish chick on a hot summer day and when you are about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her back or stomach then spread it around with your penis, like you're spreading butter on toast.

Guy: Yo, last night was crazy.
Friend: What happened.
Guy: I showed her my Spanish Toaster

by NDcFont August 21, 2011