dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

by capn' crunch February 7, 2014

chicken mess

some one who is a complete mess. has no class or style and everything about them is completely off.

aisha jae was a chicken mess when she went to prom with all that make up.

by koolazzavery February 18, 2009

Mass-M-Mess

A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.

"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"

by Merlot69 April 30, 2009

messed you around

cause someone problems, especially by acting unfairly or indecisively.

"get your own back—make him sorry he ever messed you around!"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

your a mess

Your a real ass mess if you dont clean your room!

Maria- hey is my room clean
Me- not only is your room not clean but your a mess!

by Daria's jokes May 20, 2022

mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.

Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!

by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020

mess-rage

Experiencing strong angry feelings when looking at unkempt place

The house was in a mess, things were everywhere, I had a mess-rage.

by Dribee December 29, 2016