Tonk

The courtesy honk you give a driver in front of you at a stoplight who isn't moving because he/she is distracted by texting or checking email

That guy isn't moving, give him a tonk; The jerk was checking his email so I tonked him to get him going; check out the tonker in front of us; you need to tonk him so we can get moving

by FenderBlender March 15, 2016

Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016

Tonkast

cumulation of something weird, childish, sweet, pretty, stylish, funny and logical only to Tonka,but simply adorable

OMG, look at that Christmas sweater! It is absolutely tonkast!

I don't understand a word that women just said. She's so tonkasta!

by Heki03 December 9, 2016

tonk head

A person (usually male) getting very drunk and loud and looking like a complete mess

Look at that tonk head! Put ya shirt back on!

by Consuala banana hammock August 27, 2017

Tjöka

Tjöka is the gender some may feel connected to which is the state of being a girl, a hen and a cookie. The word originally comes from Sweden, where tjej, höna and kaka means these three things. Those words put together becomes Tjöka.

Hi, I identify as a tjöka.

by Donald Trumps Secret Son October 4, 2017

Tronk day

26th October 2016 marks the beginning of one of the most legendary friendships ever between Tyrone and Fronk (Tronk).

Dude 1: TODAY IS TRONK DAY, WE SHOULD CELEBRATE!
Dude 2: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN ONE YEAR! AMAZING

by Tyronefrombg October 24, 2017

Tonka

Kind of bean that celeb chefs and beer geeks.go nuts over, even though it tastes like shit.

Damn, this tonka been stout is fine.
No it's not you fool, it tastes like shit.

by Trickcyclist December 31, 2017