Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.

-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.

by skoo skaa skoo September 7, 2013

Ticket or Flip it

Any assistance where a ticket process is involved for assistance, but individuals circumvent the setup in place cause they think they are special.

With so many people trying to avoid standard practices, I ask them up front.. Ticket or Flip it....

by js2525 August 28, 2013

ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

ticket whore

Someone who excessively buys a ridiculous amount of tickets for concerts, sporting events, etc.

My wife is such a ticket whore. She has a ticket to every event that's going on in town.

by loopit October 26, 2015

Ticket

A single female joining a single male for the sole purpose of attending a couples only swingers event.

Man talking to host/door person: This is Rachel, she is my ticket...

by KittenMom June 3, 2017

tickies

the feeling someone gets from acupuncture

"did it hurt"
"nah, just a few tickies"

by ya boi, the one, the only June 28, 2017

ticket to the skybox

Drugs that make you

hallucinate

Don't even try cop, Ain't no motherfuckin' drugs at my spot
All you'll find in my closet is the high tops
And my motherfuckin' ticket to the skybox
-- Ice cube - Good Cop Bad Cop

by K1NAN December 13, 2017