Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Gym

Boring stupid but it isn’t work so it a win lose I guess

Ye I hate gym hehe

by Hu Tao ❤️‍🔥 September 29, 2021

gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.

Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007

Gym Barbie

A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.

I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.

by Zozothecat August 10, 2020

Andrew In The Gym

Similar to the word "Andrew Donagher" This word resembles lgbtq pride in the gym. "Andrew In The Gym" is a word many use to describe someone sleeping in the gym, or taking a long rest periods.

Artiom: "You guys need to stop being Andrew In The Gym"

Janis: "Absolutely, being Andrew In The Gym represents laziness and under lifting"

by Andrew In The Gym January 21, 2024

Gym destroys gains

Elliot daniells the ex women destroyer seems to believe vaping will affect his fuck off biceps however big boz is not on the same page and believes he should start sucking on his lemon and lime crystal

Gym destroys gains “Well yeah that’s mint”

by Bozza touch February 24, 2025

Gym federation

A group of people who look extremely muscular and go in for sports like crazy

Yo, look at that gym federation over there.

by Carein January 26, 2025