A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
Get the Woods Monstermug. by 69yomomma April 25, 2017
Get the going to the woodsmug. Your either a child or going thru a mid life crisis. Your also rich. Very rich. Don’t participate in activities, bc then you will no longer have money. People think your in a cult especially when you break out in an 8 clap. You will hear the words Family Camp at least five times a day. In all seriousness tho it’s the best place on earth and you’ll make ur best friends there. Go Bruins 🐻🐻🐻
by Lol2376912 July 1, 2021
Get the Bruin Woodsmug. by Cliff05 July 20, 2021
Get the Roll A Woodmug. Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.
Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.
by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011
Get the Wood-lickermug. A hillbilly who lives near the sketchy area of the country where there is nothing but woods, meth labs, and missing children.
by XXX420StraightEdgeBlazeItXXX February 11, 2019
Get the Back of the woodsmug. Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the mourning woodmug.