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Ted Paul

Ted Paul is the person who loves Clarisse the most. Clarisse appreciates everything that Ted Paul does to her. He is the love of her life. Clarisse will always include Ted Paul in her future.
1. Ted Paul is the name of Clarisse's first love.
by jcgmcgcjplma June 2, 2024
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Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy
by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020
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Ted

Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime
Ted is cool

Ted is smart

Ted
by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022
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Ted Bundy Vibes

by Tedbundyvibes January 1, 2021
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The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
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ted

a tiny teddy bear who happens to also be a ghost
ted sucks
by ethan.chowww May 29, 2020
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ted

Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.
Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb
by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022
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