Shit The Bed 

1. When someone screws up beyond normal standards.

2. Someone makes themselves look like a douche-fag. To the point when you laugh your ass off.

3. When Evgeni Nabokov lets Johen Franzen score 4 goals in one period. Priceless.

"Did you see the wings games last night?!"
"No, what happened?!"

"Nabokov shit the bed, it was hilarious!"

Shit The Bed by Drizzy Drake 19 May 7, 2010

shit the bed 

get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell

Boss - "Not late today then?"
Dude - "Na, shit the bed!"

shit the bed by street smeg May 6, 2005

Shit the Bus 

Its meaning changes with the situation it is used in. It can be praise or condemnation. An exclamation of failure or of victory, awesome or lame!

"Man, I just killed that bear bare handed! I really shit the bus on that hairy son of a bitch."

"Dude, buddy, dude, I totally forgot how to ge to the beer tent. I completely shit the bus."

Shit the Bus by kai1980 July 10, 2009

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on 

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on by NINerd January 17, 2009

Shit the bed 

Means something went terribly wrong.

Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."

Shit the bed by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Shit the Bed 

-1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective.

-2) When something no longer works.

~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out."

~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"

~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"

Shit the Bed by RJames1185 May 11, 2010

shit the bed 

To really mess something up.

"damn, jake got fired,He really shit the bed"

shit the bed by Jamie Yates August 1, 2005