A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008

She squirmed so much when i fingered her pussy it was like i had a dancing taco puppet.
She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .
She likes when you stick your fist in her taco puppet and make her dance vertically .
by High coyote May 6, 2018

when her boobs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.
See that bitch sitting over there? I wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.
by christpanda August 29, 2011

A burn puppet is someone chosen typically based on outward characteristics that usually has engaged in criminal activity which is used by others to dictate their actions and drive them towards their goals while inevitably sacrificing them to the mob and escaping detection to continue on.
The crack head son of a vice president does t have the authority to negotiate the sale of Russian oil through a Ukrainian front company in Kazakhstan to China, he’s just another burn puppet.
by Lizardfish69420 March 2, 2024

by zougas December 5, 2017

by Solid Mantis August 22, 2020

“Dad, where’s the ladder? The basketball is stuck. Jeff just took a terrible shot and now it’s a puppet’s head.”
by BigBlue92 November 16, 2017
