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the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
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Mess

A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.
1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."

2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."

3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
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Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.
'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
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carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
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jumbled mess

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."
Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."
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Hot mess

Me
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Kay Mess

An alternative way to write or say KMS. To kill oneself or commit suicide.
Person 1: Did you hear about Michael?

Person 2: Yes, that entire situation makes me wanna Kay Mess
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