Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 22, 2020

Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)

Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.

by SoothsayerA February 10, 2018

Slimy half aborted fetus

A no good bottom of the barrel type person

Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!

by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024

Abortion loser

An abortion loser is somebody that is a push over, some sort of person with no brain whom cannot make the decisions for them self. An abortion loser cannot find one relative in the whole entire 50 states to help them care for one child? An abortion loser feeds the devil and gets rid of innocent bloooooooddddddddddddd

There are some abortion losers in my family.

by Alex phoenix September 28, 2023

Snort abortion

A snort abortion is when u blow out, extract, excavate, and or abort a large gnarly snot rocket that's built up from copious amounts of cocaine.

Hey bro do you wanna rip a few lines and hit the bar? Hell yeah but I've gotta do a snort abortion first, cause I've been ripping hollywood size Ricky's all damn.

by BigChief_164 April 22, 2024

Sacred Abortion

An abortion with the intention of getting immediately pregnant again by another man, usually the husband. The aborted babies life is exchanged for the life of another baby that could not otherwise exist, thus diminishing the psychological damage of an abortion.

"My wife cheated on me and got pregnant so we agreed on having a sacred abortion."

"She was raped, convince her to get a sacred abortion. Either way she'll have a child in the next 9 months, it might as well be yours."

by NAROVA August 08, 2013

Satilite abortion

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-101101-111111-101101-
-010010-010010-010010-
-111111-111111-111111

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Install on 5 satilites in one aerospace to override magnetics and preform satilite abortion with nasa aircraft.

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023