Skip to main content

get the anus

Term used to refer to a situation in which the mistake of one party has yielded a undesired benefit to the another party. Coined after accidental anal surgery was performed on a patient, leaving the patient with a undesired "new" anus but without the originally desired surgical correction.
"You know Marty Benson? City came to chop down his neighbors tree when he complained it was crossing the property line and they cut the wrong one down. Totally fell on his house. Boy did he ever get the anus though. City built him a new house, but he still complains about that damn tree."
by 6809 March 25, 2008
mugGet the get the anusmug.

anus loaf

Anus loaf looks like a meatloaf, but is made specifically from anus beef.
"DUDE STIFFLER'S MOM TOTALLY MADE ANUS LOAF TODAY!!"
"no wayy i love that shit."
by cvah December 9, 2007
mugGet the anus loafmug.

face anus

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.
by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012
mugGet the face anusmug.

anus hole

"You're an anus hole."
"Your moms an anus hole!"
by Flossy McCandice June 12, 2008
mugGet the anus holemug.

Jefferson's Anus

Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
mugGet the Jefferson's Anusmug.

Anus Crunch

To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!
My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!
by Noel James July 17, 2007
mugGet the Anus Crunchmug.

Anus Fresh

the stinky but enticing smell of an anus after an excretion of bowels takes place
by longranger August 28, 2003
mugGet the Anus Freshmug.

Share this definition