Ted

Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat
Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.
by Boy282892 January 31, 2019
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Ted Nugent

When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."
Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.
by PubeMafia11 July 01, 2024
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Ted Nugent

Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.
Ted Nugent is the ultimate test of separating the art from the artist
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 10, 2024
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Ted Nugent

Fucking awesome musician. Fucking terrible human. Not much else to say.
Ted Nugent is where "separating the art from the artist" becomes very difficult.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024
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Ted Nugent

A really awesome musician. Don't let the fact that he's a godawful human stop you from enjoying him.
Ted Nugent may be a racist, draft-dodging pedophile, but you can't deny he's absolutely outstanding.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 28, 2024
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Ted locks

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.
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Dirty Ted

When your charming man smears piss and cum on your face while yelling "TEDDY" repeatedly. Then the man shit on her vag, so hard that she vomits in his mouth.
Joe: I gave my girl a HELLA Dirty Ted last night
John: Good for you, but ew
by kk_hill6 February 28, 2022
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