Turbo Ass

Of very poor quality. Disgustingly terrible.

"That new Lifeline skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023

turbo ass

Of very poor quality.

"That new D.va skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 2, 2023

turbo ass

Very very bad, poor quality, 0/10

"That D.va skin is turbo ass."

by FenrisZi November 8, 2023

Turbo Christmas

A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts

Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!

Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.

by Luna253 December 29, 2023

Turbo cancer

Oh wow holy shit!

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

Trinity Turbo

A very sexy girl with a big bum that is bald and loves to eat lice out of sexy homeless peoples hair. Trinity your so sexy but you smell BAD

Trinity turbo is a sexy dark haired girl that wears diapers and runs on all fours

by Arden fartin January 21, 2024

turbo poo

When you take a shit with your partner on the toilet. You sit in the standard position and your girlfriend sits in your lap facing you while she bombs chords through your thighs. Eye contact is a must to ensure concentration is not lost.

Hey Maz 'fancy taking a turbo poo with me? I will even let you wipe my arse when I'm done'

by McChuff January 28, 2024