(Pronounced Diva) The absolute best Overwatch character in the games. You should be happy to have one on your team. If a D.Va you see has a golden gun, run!
Player: Who's your main on Overwatch?
Me: D.Va, the best character in the game.
D.Va is a uniquetank with some mobility. With very high health and Boosters, she can close a gap to the enemy with ease. She has high damage output at close-range, making her a strong fighter in a 1-on-1 match. Her Defense Matrix is useful against all incoming projectiles, protecting her teammates from enemy fire. The Micro Missiles deal high amount of damage when used in close range. She is a dangerous ganker in tank class, dealing consistent damage to the enemy. Self-Destruct will wipe all opponents within the blast area. However, she doesn't have an extended barrier to properly protect her team like Reinhardt. She is also slow while firing, allowing the enemy to outrun her to disengage or move around her to distract her aiming. Both Fusion Cannons and Micro Missiles are ineffective against anything further than medium-range, meaning she can be outranged by the enemy before she even has a chance to close a gap with Boosters.
Player 1 : Wanna play some Reinhardt?
Player 2 :Sorry I'll playD.va the best character in Overwatch.
D.Va Syndrome (pronounced Diva Syndrome) is an illness unique to the players of overwatch, specifically to those who play the character "D.Va". The main and most noticeable symptom of this syndrome is as follows. Whenever the player notices they are below half HP (critical hp) a trigger activates in their brain, forcing them to use every single ability at the same time and fly directly into the enemy team. Other common symptoms can be: using bomb without boosters and standing at the back of the team using D.Va as a sniper.
"Devin just flew into the enemy team on 10 HP, he must have D.Va Syndrome"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
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Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*