Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.

The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.

by Ridge_Land July 17, 2022

Tug of war

Instead of using rope super glue your dick tips together and pull.

My friends and I love to play tug of war together.

by Bradyburg June 06, 2024

Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.

How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey

by J19 December 28, 2016

Tug-of-war

Ferocious wank

He broke his no fap with a tug-of-war

by ballinjack July 28, 2022

Tug of war

A man or Woman wears a strap backwards (and regularly also, if a woman) in order to penetrate two partners at the same time.

James, Jack and Liam Lennon Matthews did a tug of war with each other over the weekend.

by Phoecok January 31, 2021

Steam Tug

The act of giving someone a handjob to completion whilst simultaneously blowing vape smoke over their penis.

*walks into a room to see cum on the floor and a distant smell of watermelon ice*
‘Jesus.. someone’s been steam tugging in here’

by Lavarock May 29, 2024

Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.

The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.

by Theuberdude May 19, 2024